A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and asks, “Can I have five dollars?”
The dad says, “Four dollars! What do you need three dollars for?”
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It’s making HEADLINES!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender says, “for you? no charge.” Â
I am really pleased with the changes in CS6 and the fact that Creative Cloud is so much more affordable. I want to build a new rig with more CUDA cores (=
Who is playing Diablo 3? I’m looking for people to party with!
goldenalbatross | fire-kissed | adriofthedead | fairy-wren
expressive peregrine falcons
(photos by sdwildgene)
Thespian falcon.
#to fly or not to fly—that is the question #whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the gusts and winds of outrageous fortune #or to take wing against a sea of fish and by opposing eat them
MY OTHER HALF IS PERFECT.
TO FLY - TO SWEEP,
NO MORE; AND BY A SWEEP TO SAY WE END
THE HEARTACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL FLOCKS
THAT FISH IS HEIR TO: ‘TIS A CONSUMMATION
DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED. TO FLY, TO SWEEP;
TO SWEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM - AY, THERE’S THE GRUB:
FOR IN THAT SWEEP OF DEATH WHAT STREAMS MAY COMEOH EMMA I CANNOT BE STOPPED
when we have molted off these mortal feathers,
must give us pause. there’s the respect
that makes calamity of so long meals.
for who would bear the winters and famines of time?
th’poacher’s wrong, the large bird’s contumely,
the pangs of despised love, the daylight’s delay,
the insolence of prey, and the spurns that
patient merit of th’unworthy take,
when he himself might his quietus make
with a bare bird claw? who would fardels bear
to squawk and caw under a weary life,
but that the dread of something after food,
the unrelenting hunger, from whose clutches
no hunter returns, puzzles the will.
and makes us rather bear those ills we have
than fly to others we know not of?
thus hunger does make fools of us all.
Cleve: Go see The Avengers!
Mack: No
Cleve: It was perfect. If you’ve seen iron man, thor, & cpt. america it will be terrific for you
Mack: Yes I have seen them all How did you see it, it doesn’t come out until today? Cleve: Midnight show Mack: Oh, lucky bastard, some of us normal Americans have to work in the morning USA USA USA
Cleve: Well my USA is full of midnight shows and adjustable sleep schedules Mack: I’m sorry I’m just hating because I to see Avengers
Cleve: It’s cool, Joss Whedon is the man, never forget
Mack: Who?
Cleve: The writer/director
Mack: Oh is he sexy too?!
Cleve: Nah, fat white guy with a beard, but he’s the best at what he does
Mack: Cleve, I’m black, I love fat and white, but beard thing? I’m going to have to hit it from behind
Cleve: Good luck with that. And since when could you fuck a man from the front?
Mack: Oh Cleve, some of us are gifted old friend
Cleve: There’s a gift I don’t need
Mack: Why not? Every guy wants more
Cleve: More what? Gay sex?
Mack: Yes….. no, more size. It’s all about the length of the shaft. See now you made it weird by calling it gay sex, thanks brah
Cleve: You were talking about fucking a man, of course its gay sex, and spellcheck keeps spelling “gary sex” which somehow seems appropriate
Mack: Because it is when the lights are off you don’t know its a man
Cleve: If you can’t tell it’s a man just because the lights are off, we need to sit down and have “the talk”
Mack: What talk? All I know is it goes in the warm hole
Cleve: A lot of wholes are warm Mack, some are toasters, would you fuck a toaster?
Mack: No….. maybe. Damn it Cleve, you just had to ruin my day, all these years I have been doing it wrong
Cleve: Lol, fuck whatever you want, just know what it’s going to be when the lights come on (=
Mack: No, just sticking to women, from now on doing it with the lights on
Cleve: You know, if you did it down by the fireplace, you wouldn’t have this problem
Mack: Down by the fireplace? Do you have a fireplace?
Cleve: Of course, elsewise I’d have nowhere to make love!
Mack: Man, you are smooth as jazz my friend. Teach me the ways, I want to woo women like you. I bet you shoot rays from your fingertips called mac-a-dotius vibes, panties just melt off
Cleve: No, they vaporize
Mack: LMAO
Cleve: Listen, if you want to be cooler than a polar bear’s toenails, you’ve just gotta be Lando Calrissian
Mack: But I can’t be that cool, I have no way of reach cloud city. That nigga was cool! How the fuck you have lord Vader the baddest sith in the known universe at the time chilling eating rankor steak and he not kill then betray the federation then end up friends with them again
Cleve: Too true, thats the magic of Billy Dee
this is only a test
This is a test of an ifttt recipe.
-Cleve
